Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Monday, March 7, 2011
Exercise
With calories at an all time low Phil and Niall going for a run today probably wasn't the best idea, although one of us mostly walked coughNiallcough.
Also apparently celery was abundant during the famine, but Irish people preferred to die or immigrate instead of eat it...may be one of the reasons I'm moving to Australia after this God forsaken week is done.
Also apparently celery was abundant during the famine, but Irish people preferred to die or immigrate instead of eat it...may be one of the reasons I'm moving to Australia after this God forsaken week is done.
Things we've said about celery
If celery was an actor than it'd definitely be Nicholas Cage.
What you mean, he'd be dull, lifeless and taste bad in your mouth?
The awkward moment when you have to buy grown up diapers from the hot girl in Dunnes.
This is basically that movie 127 Hours except with celery as well.
Except ye guys aren't going to cut your arms off?
You never know where a celery binge is going to take you...
What you mean, he'd be dull, lifeless and taste bad in your mouth?
The awkward moment when you have to buy grown up diapers from the hot girl in Dunnes.
This is basically that movie 127 Hours except with celery as well.
Except ye guys aren't going to cut your arms off?
You never know where a celery binge is going to take you...
Sunday, March 6, 2011
So it begins...
Here we go lads...
Once upon a time a young blond haired scientist told a group of lads that you could eat nothing but celery and would lose weight because it takes more calories to digest than it contains. Now like most of the stuff he says we assumed this to be Bullshit, but one day when myself, Philip, and Handjob were out fishing for love and kindness, we decided to test this fact. Our resolve was tested when we first tasted celery, but Andy "Northern Star" McCahey quickly helped us back on track by declaring his undying love for celery. Niall Clarke and Michael Walsh quickly joined, basically because they're cheap as fuck, not to mention curious. So here are the rules people
-contestants are:
Philip Connor
Adrian "Handjob" Hynes
Andrew McCahey
Michael Walsh
Niall Clarke
-contestants can consume nothing but celery, water, multivitamins, salt, pepper and vinegar between 0:00 on Monday the 7th of March until 23:59 on Friday the 11th of March
-contestants who fail to complete the challenge will have to get a celery stalk tattooed on their body (photos of the design to be published later)
-anyone may challenge the contestants to random inspections of their bags. kitchens, rooms etc. to check for contraband
So that's about it, we said while we're doing it we might as well raise some cash for starving people (the irony is not lost on us people) so if anyone would like to make a donation please go here http://alankerinsprojects.org/how-you-can-help/make-a-donation/ other forms of donation to be announced during the week including bag packing and door to door collections.
Join us at midnight tonight, Sunday, for all the pain, suffering and of course photos of our last meals.
Once upon a time a young blond haired scientist told a group of lads that you could eat nothing but celery and would lose weight because it takes more calories to digest than it contains. Now like most of the stuff he says we assumed this to be Bullshit, but one day when myself, Philip, and Handjob were out fishing for love and kindness, we decided to test this fact. Our resolve was tested when we first tasted celery, but Andy "Northern Star" McCahey quickly helped us back on track by declaring his undying love for celery. Niall Clarke and Michael Walsh quickly joined, basically because they're cheap as fuck, not to mention curious. So here are the rules people
-contestants are:
Philip Connor
Adrian "Handjob" Hynes
Andrew McCahey
Michael Walsh
Niall Clarke
-contestants can consume nothing but celery, water, multivitamins, salt, pepper and vinegar between 0:00 on Monday the 7th of March until 23:59 on Friday the 11th of March
-contestants who fail to complete the challenge will have to get a celery stalk tattooed on their body (photos of the design to be published later)
-anyone may challenge the contestants to random inspections of their bags. kitchens, rooms etc. to check for contraband
So that's about it, we said while we're doing it we might as well raise some cash for starving people (the irony is not lost on us people) so if anyone would like to make a donation please go here http://alankerinsprojects.org/how-you-can-help/make-a-donation/ other forms of donation to be announced during the week including bag packing and door to door collections.
Join us at midnight tonight, Sunday, for all the pain, suffering and of course photos of our last meals.
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