If celery was an actor than it'd definitely be Nicholas Cage.
What you mean, he'd be dull, lifeless and taste bad in your mouth?
The awkward moment when you have to buy grown up diapers from the hot girl in Dunnes.
This is basically that movie 127 Hours except with celery as well.
Except ye guys aren't going to cut your arms off?
You never know where a celery binge is going to take you...
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